New and improved?
Teflon® is best known for its slipperiness, which is useful where non-stick features are important. This can also now be applied to New Labour, since nothing seems to stick to them and nobody knows who is or was responsible anyway. Mandy overlooked that he had already applied for a mortgage when borrowing for a property in Notting Hill, Two Jags forgot to pay his council tax for several years, whilst Blind Dave could not remember signing (or not) documents for his then girl friend’s nanny.
   Now we have Tessa Jowell not knowing that her mortgage had been paid off within weeks of obtaining it - and for not a small sum either. Does all this stem from "Call me Tony" and the Wicked Witch who want to appear whiter than white? His business acumen seems second to none, having sold their Islington home just before the boom and bought a Bayswater home at the start of the bust, losing money on both deals. Their dealings with the rich and famous are now second to none, but how do they manage it on his wages as Prime Minister?
   Recently, on the Parkinson chat show, Tone stated that only God and history would prove if he was right or not about the war in Iraq. Does he not realise that the local elections are looming soon and he is answerable to the British public first and foremost?

Sorry… Back in 1970, a film came out telling the story of two
Chas Kissin
From the front seat of his TXII these are…

THE VIEWS OF A GRUMPY OLD MAN!

peoples love for each other. One of the catchphrases of the film - now etched into our memories - is "…being in love means never having to say sorry." Later on, during the 90s, Sir Elton John wrote a song called Sorry seems to be the hardest word. I’m not sure which way Mayor Ken leans, as to whether he is in love or just plain obstinate! At the first hearing of his conduct with a journalist when he likened him to a concentration camp guard, his defence stated that he was not under the guise of the mayor at the time, as it was well after midnight and his office had closed. I thought that the job was of the 24/7 variety and not just during office hours - whatever they may be. As to the sentence of one month’s suspension on full pay, even this was overturned and commuted to a later date. Sorry, but I just don’t get it. This man is not fit to be called a City Mayor - more like a Nightmare! But then again, I didn’t vote for him…

National Day
On a Sunday afternoon last month, we saw in Trafalgar Square and surrounding areas, people dressed in green and dancing around and bringing the capital to yet another standstill. These were not protesters by any stretch of the imagination, but were in fact celebrating St. Patrick’s Day. I have no problem with this at all, nor do I have a problem with Burns Night, as it usually brings a bit of extra work our way especially at the hotels in Park Lane. What I find strange is that we do not celebrate St Georges Day in the same way? Forget the strange Morris Dancing on the green, but what about the slaying of the dragon?
   The same date, 23 April, is also Shakespeare’s birthday. Even if you don’t understand a word he wrote, surely one of the greatest playwrights ever to have lived? That should at least be an excuse for a celebration, but no doubt Ken will have an excuse for us not to celebrate as perhaps it is too British and he, along with El Prez, just seem to want to eradicate anything British or the history associated with this great country of ours.

Bird flu…
It’s rumoured that George W is so worried about the avian flu, otherwise known as bird flu, that he is considering the bombing of the Canary Islands.

Chas Kissin (P99J)


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