Views on life, love and the laundry basket from the lady behind a Dial-a-Cab driver…

BACK SEAT DRIVER

I’ve lost my innocence since the last Call Sign. I have been wronged by a Dial-a-Cab driver and it was like finding out that there is no Santa Claus! Perhaps I was blinded by love, but I thought you were all like my Glen - knights of the road! Honest, decent, helpful and scrupulously obedient to all PCO rules. I have seen the disciplinary reports in Call Sign, but I guess I didn¹t really believe them…
   I was at Bethnal Green station waiting for a taxi, when my spirits lifted as a DaC taxi stopped for me. Those spirits just as quickly sank when he refused to take me to the Dove pub in Broadway Market (E8) on a Friday night. Rejected! The driver - and you know who you are - pretended not to know where Broadway Market was. I said: "Don¹t you have an A-Z?" "No," he lied.
   I didn¹t tell him that I have seen the wonderful DaC terminal’s A-Z, as he just wanted to carry on to the West End I suppose. But I took his number and reported him. It feels odd to be a ‘copper’s nark’ but it’s not fair to the other drivers, is it, if some of you whisk away and leave the ‘rubbish’ jobs to others. It wasn’t a nice feeling for me, as though I was being passed up as rubbish. 
Poppy

He made me late and I gave a 
good tip to the cabbie who deigned to take me.

   You must be asking: Does that woman have no worse problems than that? Well I agree, but the PCO can’t bring to justice all the people who have wronged me over the years… except this one. They promised a response in 28 days and I will report back. As for the offending driver (yes, you with the earring and the dirty blond biker’s hairdo), you may wish to send me some flowers and an apology via the Call Sign office. Or if you are too ashamed, just go and sin no more…

My nephew
and his wife have just visited from Chile and Washington DC and really liked London. They bought ‘Mind the Gap’ T-shirts and kept saying ‘Mind the Gap’ when we went out, each time crumpling into giggles! They saw the signs on the tube, but took it as some rather 

more metaphysical warning than it 
is. Or as quaint British and inexplicable as the Chiltern Hundreds or how to pronounce Leicester Square or Cholmondeley.
   I remember the first time I visited London. It was in the hippy days of 1967 and the tube signs that said ‘Way Out’ made me crease up laughing too! Being American, I was used to signs saying ‘Exit’ and every ‘Way Out’ made me think: "Like wow, man, too much!" and sniff around for Lebanese black joints – or was it Moroccan?

A London flat ensures lots of summer visitors. Next to come are my son and his girlfriend from Glasgow for the week-long Marxism summer school at University College, London. They can’t afford taxis yet and their comrades can’t afford places to stay, so the body count could reach five or six on my floor. I have revolutionaries staying almost every summer and they never fail to fold up their sleeping bags nicely and do all the washing up.
   So mind the gap between them and the capitalist cabbie at Bethnal Green…

Till next time…
Love Poppy


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