Smoke-Free Zone? |
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In the March and July issues of Call Sign,
we 'outed' seven members of Dial-a-Cab who had given up smoking. By July,
only one had returned to smoking - that was Maggie Brynjolfsson from DaC
Personnel Dept. Now it's December and possibly the survivors are facing their biggest test with the Christmas party season approaching. Of the remaining six, Ray Weston from Credit Control has now succumbed to the power of the weed which leaves the 'famous five' to survive. So if anyone should spot any of the following having a crafty puff, report them to the Smoke Free Zone... Brian Rice |
You will also have read about HM Government's
Consultation Paper re smoking in cabs and that they are asking for
comments and opinions. Call Sign has carried out a snap survey amongst DAC
drivers via your data terminals, in which we thought you might be
interested in the results of. We have no comment to add but, as always,
readers may wish to add their voice.
Do you think taxis should be made non-smoking? Should smoking in cabs be left to the driver's discretion? |
Bernie Pressman looks at the origins of some more famous phrases | ||
MIND YOUR LANGUAGE |
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When talking
about the use of words and the unintentional humour that comes from them,
a good source is from advertising material and instructions for the use of
various items. For instance, a notice in a Sainsbury's supermarket read ... 'House plants are for ornamental use only and not for consumption,' or the notice that had serious intent but was nevertheless funny regarding the sign on a packet of peanuts that said: 'This packet may contain nuts' or the message on a packet of nuts given by an American airline with instructions that read: 'Open packet and eat nuts.' Easy when you know how! Or what about the bottle of children's cough linctus on which the precise instructions read: 'May cause drowsiness, do not drive a car or operate heavy machinery'. I suppose that it is useful to know! |
I know some of us are a little bit thick when it comes to
operating gadgets, but the notice on a Japanese made clock which read: 'To
replace battery, take out old one and insert new one' was perhaps
abstracting the Michael... |
that the
contents in their coffee cups will be hot, but I must admit that myself
and many others were baffled by the instructions that went with a food
processor that came from Japan: 'Not to be used for the other use.'
Well, at least we have been warned! With Christmas almost here, be very careful because the instructions that came with one box of Christmas tree lights read: 'For indoor and outdoor use only'. That, as they say, throws an entirely new light on it! You will be sure to get a good nights sleep if you follow the instructions given with a Sevylor waterbed: 'This item is not to be eaten.' Being Christmas, you wouldn't want a case of early indigestion, would you? And lastly, some good advice from Nestlé on their packets of cereal. 'For the best results, eat with your mouth closed.....!' Have a wonderful Christmas and I'll see you next month... |
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