It’s nice to be back after a welcome month off and as I
enter my 13th year in the Call Sign hot seat (no, I don’t believe
it either!) I must thank everyone out there who obviously read the last
issue - which announced the usual non-appearance of any June issue -
because I had very few calls during that time off. If you did call,
don’t worry; I really don’t mind!
Helping non-members?
This column has always maintained that every licensed taxi driver should
belong to a trade organisation. I’ve been with the LTDA for more years
than I care to remember and having used their legal assistance on two
occasions, I am more than delighted. So obviously, I am biased towards
that organisation, but I would be delighted if everyone joined a trade
organisation regardless of whichever one that was. But what if you don’t
and then need help?
A DaC driver was in that situation recently when he was arrested
outside the OXO Tower. We tried to get him to tell Call Sign
about it, but after phoning him the first time, he never answered our
calls again. No one is compelled to tell Call Sign
anything. We can but ask.
The next thing we saw was several weeks later when the driver’s
story appeared on the front page of The Badge. The paper told its
readers that the LTDA had refused to help the driver, recommending that
he contacted the Law Society, whilst without actually saying it,
inferring that he was an LTDA member member. When we checked with the
LTDA, we were told it was due to him not being a member. However, the
LCDC offered assistance and from that we assume that anyone in trouble
who doesn’t belong to a trade organisation should go to them and they
will help for nothing. That just leaves the question, why would anyone
want to join an organisation that helps you anyway. Surely not just for
publicity? Hush my mouth…!
Wasted website?
Call Sign recently received a letter from a
driver asking us to publicise a website. The driver wrote: "There's a
forum up and running where lots of taxi business is discussed. It's the
LTDF and whilst it contains the usual dissenters, they are a minority
compared with the rest of the 500 drivers on there who are only
interested in winning back the work. Can you give it a plug in Call
Sign?"
I agreed and the letter was laid out in Mailshot. But he
wrote again several weeks later:
"I recently wrote you a letter regarding the London Taxi
Drivers Forum and asked if you could publicise it. Can I
withdraw that request please? The whole forum has been taken over by the
likes of your old buddies *** and *** etc (I have withheld the
names…Ed). It has turned into nothing short of an anti-LTDA machine
and anti-DaC / ComCab diatribe. I refuse to post there as it's like a
witch hunt with the above trying to disclose posters, personal details
and because of that I don't wish to publicise it any further."
How sad is that for designer Alan Roudge who must have put a
email was in its infancy, we had around 200 members who
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Discuss to put their problems and to answer others. In
addition to drivers, members included MDs from taxi companies, radio
circuit leaders (yes, Brian Rice was a member) and even the-then chief
executive — and later chairman — of Manganese Bronze, Jamie Borwick was
on it. Many drivers used the site to ask questions or just to discuss
trade issues. Eventually Vince was forced to take the site down because
of the unruly attitude of a few members who had hijacked it. Amazingly
one of those people is the same person mentioned by the driver who wrote
to me! How sad is that. And his spelling hasn’t got any better over the
years…!
Prayer? Yes it was I…
I recently went to Westminster Cathedral to say a last goodbye to Doug
Sherry. It seems quite unlikely that magnificent building had seen so
many non-Catholics within its hallowed walls for a service, but to a
man, we were all there – Christians, Jews, Muslims and of course
Catholics – to say a fond farewell to Doug. I have to admit that I am
not the world’s most religious person. Each to his own. If religion
helps you, then that is excellent and it puts you into an enviable
situation. So I was stymied for what must have been all of two seconds
when a bearded reporter holding a microphone approached me outside the
Cathedral from the religion radio station, Premier Radio.
Apparently he had asked some others to say a few words on their
views of prayer, but they hadn’t wanted to participate and pointed him
in my direction! You won’t be surprised to know that Premier isn’t on my
list of radio stations to listen to, but surprisingly to me, it rates
quite highly for some Dial-a-Cab drivers because several phoned me
during that week to say that they’d heard me on Premier and wondered –
quite seriously apparently - whether I had forsaken my own religion and
entered the church!
The answer is no, but the views I gave Premier were genuine. For
those interested in what I said about prayer, it was that I felt it was
something that many grasped at when they felt they needed it, but looked
the other way when things were going well. And those views not only went
out on air, but also formed a subject for discussion! So the answer to
several questions I’ve had is yes, t’was I but no, I haven’t changed my
religion…!
Pedicabs, police and Old Compton Street
I recently dropped a fare on a lovely summer’s late
afternoon in Old Compton Street and stared in amazement at the number of
tremendous amount of work into it. In 1998, Call Sign
together with designer Vince Chin put up the world’s second taxi
discussion list. Other than the American Taxi-l, there was
nothing like it anywhere. Bearing in mind that |
pedicabs parked in every available gap;
on the pavement, zigzag lines and almost as a right, on double yellow
lines. Then I saw two police officers walking along totally ignoring the
sight of the menacing three-wheeled death traps. I pulled over, got out
and asked why they were disregarding the bikes? I expected a rude answer
from yet another two police officers that were blissfully ignorant of
the rules. But they surprised me – not so much with their knowledge, but
more for the way they translated that knowledge. They pointed to the
taxi rank outside the Prince Edward Theatre and the empty taxi obviously
parked on the back of it.
"What about that cab," they asked, "has the rank suddenly become a
facility for going shopping! Should we put a ticket on it?"
They took my sting away and I rather meekly drove off after giving
a watered-down version of the rights and wrongs of the situation.
Regular readers will remember the photo in a recent Call Sign
of a taxi parked on the Hamleys rank in Regent Street, which was saved
from a ticket by a Call Sign reporter convincing a
policeman that he was probably on a radio job.
The non-DaC driver in Old Compton Street was parked and because of
him, I couldn’t argue about the pedicabs. In addition, that rank could
have been used by working cabs with lots of people milling around in the
warm sunshine.
I’m not sure I would defend drivers again who couldn’t care less
about the rest of us and just park on any rank that suits them. In my
view, it represents the height of selfishness. If you disagree, please
let Call Sign know and we’ll be happy to publish your
letter.
Ban don’t licence…
Speaking of pedicabs, many drivers will remember the ‘ban don’t
licence’ campaign run by the LTDA in regard to these appalling
menaces. So I have to offer my congratulations to that organisation
following Transport for London’s decision not to licence pedicabs. I
remember the Woodfield Road organisation putting out a video showing
what the results of an accident between a car and a pedicab would be –
and doesn’t their riders terrible driving often ask for one! That must
have helped convince previous Mayor Ken Livingston that these
three-wheelers should not be given the respectability of licensing. Now
Boris has concurred with that and whilst still no sign of any banning,
licensing has flown out of the window.
I have never had a problem with pedicabs giving rides over set
routes for fixed prices – even better if those routes are in parks – but
when they park wherever they like and ride over pavements and against
one-way streets, you had to ask whether TfL actually realised what was
happening. Well now we know that they’ve finally seen the light!
Soon pedicabs will have to begin behaving or else they will be
subject to PCNs like the rest of us. But be assured that their bosses
won’t pay the tickets as DaC does and that could be the beginning of the
end of pedicabs in such huge numbers.
Alan Fisher
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