Moving on... 
										After almost 20 years, the Chairman has 
										decided to give me a break from being 
										the Compliance / Complaints Officer and 
										give me the more pleasant task of 
										managing the Roman Way Depot. 
   The job of being a Compliance Officer can be very stressful if you 
										allow it to be, or you can address it as 
										a challenge. Trying to sort out 
										complaints can be like making up a 
										jigsaw, you start off with the basic 
										pieces, then work to view the whole 
										picture. 
   It’s been said that I applied myself to the job like a duck to 
										water as I had a mind that could work 
										both sides of the fence. Firstly, on the 
										honest side of the fence, but also on 
										the opposite side – that which villains 
										who wanted to cheat had decided to 
										settle on. I could put myself into the 
										position of either of these groups, 
										therefore seeing the problem through 
										their eyes.  
   Because I love working out problems and puzzles, this allowed me to 
										work out and catch those minority of 
										villains who were operating scams to 
										gain an advantage over their fellow 
										honest colleagues – the majority. 
   During the 20 years, many a driver has been amazed at how I was 
										able to unravel the complicated schemes, 
										whether on voice or data despatch. It 
										has been more challenging since being on 
										data, as I had to learn all about 
										computers and their workings before 
										gaining solutions.  
   Since my move to Roman Way was reported in a previous issue of 
										Call Sign, I have had many 
										phone calls from drivers regarding my 
										past record - and my future. They 
										weren’t just from drivers who never got 
										to be put on complaint, but also from 
										some who had suffered suspensions. The 
										latter group surprised me by their 
										comments; they were sorry to see me 
										moving on! Why was this? Because they 
										enjoyed trying to get one over on me, 
										but if I won they knew it would be 
										handled in a fair and honest way and I 
										can honestly say that I have never tried 
										to "fit up" any driver - there was 
										enough work to keep me fully employed 
										with ongoing complaints without trying 
										to make up fictitious ones. 
   The honest drivers were sad that some dishonest drivers might now 
										have a much better advantage over them. 
										One driver even asked me whether he 
										could put the Chairman on complaint 
										saying that he was giving the villains 
										an unfair advantage! Although he was 
										exaggerating, I was still very happy to 
										hear these comments as it proved to me 
										that I had applied myself to the job 
										with the best of my ability and I 
										appreciated hearing them. 
   I’m sure that Allan Evans can learn quickly and put his full 
										attention into the position that he has 
										now been given - it is a job that needs 
										your complete attention without getting 
										too involved in other member’s jobs - 
										which could detract you away from the 
										main task. 
   Each Board Member has his own area in which to devote his working 
										time. If you are unfamiliar with them or 
										new to the circuit, address your queries 
										as below: 
										   Michael Son is involved 
										in special projects and selected clients 
										accounts. 
   Keith Cain runs the call centre and drivers journey  | 
                                    
                                        queries. 
   Allen Togwell’s expertise is  
										advertising and the designing of 
										Dial-a-Cab material. 
   Allan Evans will be covering complaints. 
   I will be doing the day-to-day running of the Roman Way Depot. 
   Shelagh Adkins deals with new drivers, driver’s fittings, training 
										and marshals. 
   Daren Morley and Christine Conn deal with the hands-on training and 
										queries of drivers re working of taxi 
										terminals and the rules you need to 
										adhere to when working them. 
   If you would like to contact any of these people via email, use 
										their first name and the first letter of 
										their surname, then add @dialacab.co.uk. 
										My email would be
										
										TomW@dialacab.co.uk. 
   As some of you may remember, I used to manage Roman Way when Peter 
										Thurston was there, this was within the 
										Driver Operations department that I 
										managed, so some of the fitters have 
										worked with me in the past and hopefully 
										will not be upset by the change. In fact 
										they might enjoy me being back and 
										chasing them to achieve the standard 
										that I expect!
										Assisting with aerial 
										signals 
										I have been asked by John Bankes, our IT 
										Supremo, if I would travel around London 
										in my car with a set of computer 
										recording equipment. This equipment 
										would constantly record the strength of 
										aerial signals from all parts of London, 
										then it will be up to our experts from 
										the USA to try and improve the quality 
										of these signals with the information 
										gained. 
   I’m sure that at some time during these excursions around London, I 
										will come across the little band of 
										drivers who have been so intent on 
										discrediting me. When they see the 
										aerials on the roof of my VW, they will 
										no doubt once again incorrectly report 
										back to their gang that I’m earning a 
										living driving a minicab - just like the 
										story they put about that I owned a 
										minicab firm which was driving the Royal 
										Family around. But if that’s what rocks 
										their boat, let them! 
										Is he allowed to 
										have a taxi badge? 
										At this years AGM, a subscriber took 
										great pleasure in going up to the 
										lectern and stating that he thought I 
										should not have a taxi badge due to my 
										"heart problems." It wasn’t true, I have 
										not had heart problems, I had 
										preventative surgery on my arteries – 
										the implanting of stents. 
   So due to another subscriber who had written to the PCO and 
										informed them of this, I had a call 
										asking me to have a Bruce Protocol 
										Test. I informed all those at the 
										AGM of this along with the date and an 
										invitation to join me just to make sure 
										that I was not telling a lie. Before the 
										date, I asked a driver who had completed 
										the test what levels and speeds they 
										expected?  
   I then went to a gym and tried myself out on the treadmill at his 
										given levels. Being the type of person 
										that I am, I completed the 
										10-minute test and then did it again. 
										Yes, I did break out in a sweat on the 
										second go, but I just  | 
                                    
                                        kept thinking of Kelly 
										Brook and there was no problem! 
   On the day of the test, I attended the Homerton Hospital and was 
										met by an attractive young lady who took 
										me through the test. At the end, she 
										asked how I found it, I said very easy 
										as I had been practising and this seemed 
										much easier. She asked what levels I’d 
										been practising at and when I told her, 
										she said that it wasn’t surprising that 
										I had passed, I had been using the wrong 
										levels - more suited to a 20 year old! 
   When we finished the treadmill test and I sat for the 3-minute 
										cooling-off period (they are watching to 
										see how quick your blood pressure goes 
										back to normal), the young lady said: 
										"Don’t worry, I’ll strip them off in a 
										minute." I quickly informed her if she 
										did that, my blood pressure might shoot 
										up! She very quickly assured me that she 
										meant the ECG wires that she had 
										attached to me to gain the readings. 
										Just my luck again… 
   It was the same when I decided to go to a gym, I looked through the 
										brochures and picked the one with all 
										those young ladies in skintight lycra 
										suits. But when I came out of the 
										changing room, what was I confronted 
										with? Female senior citizens in 
										elasticated stockings and smelling of 
										wintergreen. 
   Then when you go into the showers and you see all those other naked 
										fellows parading about flexing their 
										muscles, straight away I knew why some 
										had described me as hung like a hamster. 
										I went into the toilet to use the urinal 
										when a well built black guy rushed in 
										next to me and said: "Just made it." I 
										looked over and said: "Can you make me 
										one like that in white?"
										Wash and brush up 
										As I will now be down at Roman Way, I’ll 
										see at first hand in what condition and 
										state of cleanliness our taxi fleet is 
										in - and that includes the drivers. So I 
										will be able to see if some of the 
										complaints that I’ve been dealing with 
										regarding lack of cleanliness, were 
										true. As many of you know me and that 
										I’m not backward in coming forward with 
										my views over something that is not up 
										to the Dial-a-Cab standard, I will tell 
										you if your taxi is dirty. In this day 
										and age, even if you are too lazy to 
										wash your taxi, there are plenty of 
										cheap and efficient taxi washes. 
   If you come into the Roman Way Depot with the drivers compartment 
										in a filthy condition as I have seen in 
										the past, stale food, rotting fruit and 
										other unmentionable articles lying on 
										the floor, I will ask you to clean them 
										out before a fitter is allowed to work 
										on our equipment. I would also ask you 
										to lock any top shelf magazines in the 
										boot, as the fitters need to do a 
										certain amount of work in a day, I do 
										not need them to be any more knackered 
										than they are at the moment. 
   In finishing off this article, again can I wish Allan the best of 
										luck in his new job at complaints, he 
										might need it in keeping some drivers in 
										line. 
   Anyone attending Roman Way will find we do quite a nice cup of 
										coffee and we are cheap. 
   Be Lucky and drive safely… 
										
										Tom Whitbread 
										Roman Way Manager  |