Looking after females?
Many years
ago, Allen Togwell launched to much
national publicity a taxicard for women
who could use it to call for a DaC taxi,
knowing that the driver would take that
bit more care and make sure that the
female passenger concerned wouldn’t just
reach her destination safely, but
actually get inside the building before
the driver pulled away.
Now I’m sure that I am not alone in saying that - perhaps out of
habit as much as anything – I always
wait until any female passenger leaving
my taxi gets inside whichever building
she asks for. I can’t remember exactly,
but I suspect that I was doing that
before Allen’s Female Taxicard
was even thought of.
But I have noticed of late that things aren’t quite what they were
in that direction, because on several
occasions whilst waiting to make sure
that the woman has entered the house,
they have given me the type of look that
could suggest you were up to something.
At first I found it amusing, but it has happened too often for me
to laugh it off. On most occasions, the
ladies concerned are youngish business
types and if looks could kill, I’d be –
at best – pretty seriously injured!
I just wonder whether any other drivers have noticed a change in
some female’s attitude towards what we
used to regard as a courtesy we’d extend
because they were women and we wanted to
make sure they were ok. Or is it just
me…?
Olympic sized fools?
I can’t help wondering whether the
Mayor’s department are taking us for
mugs. Our trade is seeing more changes
nowadays that we used to see in a
decade. If you take your cab up for
passing, it will be every bit as
difficult to get it passed or even get
an appointment. And unless you have a
TXII, you’ll know all about needing an
emissions system that elevates your
droshky up to the current fantasy world
of Euro 3. Fortunately, our friends in
the bus industry don’t use the PCO, or
many would fail as they only need Euro 2
– but then again, as those same friends
have representatives in all parts of
Transport for London - including the PCO
- they needn’t worry themselves too
much!
Then there is the Private Hire section. These good folk get their
cabs "passed" in an assortment of places
and will get their licence without
needless concern over silly things such
as emissions. But they too face rules…
such as your window tint must not be so
dark as to prevent a clear view of the
licence. Oh really? Well, it seems
fairly common knowledge – and quite
sensible considering the cost we already
face- that some taxi garages finding a
minor scratch or two on their client’s
taxi hubcaps, will replace them for the
Penton Street passing-out parade and
then swap them back over at the garage.
By that token, do we also assume that PH
change their windscreens over, because
some are so dark it seems amazing that
the driver can actually see out!
Yet they seem to get their licence – regardless as to whether they |
look as though they will ever pick up a passenger. Ever seen a van with a
PH licence? Look harder!
We will soon also be dealing with PH’s SGS UK Services and I
cannot help but wonder whether we too
will have the apparent leeway that the
little people have?
And why two
overhauls?
Because we are
now all the same… us and PH are the
same. Get used to it. There is no longer
any attempt to get PH up to our
standard. We are going down to theirs –
except for one thing – The Knowledge.
If the Mayor’s secret plan is to get the one standard of "taxi"
travel, then why is the KoL still taking
so long? It is a fact that the suburban
Knowledge is now taking longer than the
old green badge one. Why is the Mayor’s
office – which seems to want to make us
all the same – making the Knowledge such
a long-term achievement? Is it because
he wants the world’s highest standard of
taxi driver? Well he already has that,
but what he doesn’t have is enough of
them. So could it be that he wants our
trade to die and to replace us with a
hundred thousand plus cars? You’d be
right to ask why on earth he should want
that? The answer that stands out is 2012
and the London Olympics – HIS
Olympics!
Mr Livingstone has made it clear that he still wants to be Mayor
for that event and my betting is that in
his mind he wants not only for every
visitor or Londoner to be able to step
out of their house/hotel and to see a
bendy bus passing immediately, but if
that same person wants a cab, then the
same policy will apply replacing the
words ‘bendy bus’ with the word ‘cab’.
But isn’t he frightening away future licensed taxi drivers by
making the KoL such a nightmare to get
through? It’s only the thought of being
able to ply for hire that keeps those
hardy souls going, but if it transpired
that because our numbers were dwindling
– and never mind the "fact" that we have
doubled in numbers since the Crimeon war
or whatever era some in the trade press
want to frighten us with in order to
stop our expansion - this trade has
stagnated over the past four years and
is slowly dying.
The PCO / TfL / Mayor have done their jobs well. We will soon be
what the pedicabs are now – a tourist
attraction while PH will be picking up
from the streets. And this will happen
before 2012 if the next Mayoral election
returns the same administration – and to
be honest, who is out there to replace
him?
Steve Norris – he who put PH into the frame in the first place –
was at least honest. When he said that
PH would never be allowed to ply for
hire so long as he was Minister for
Transport, you could
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believe him. But
it seems unlikely that he will try to
stand as a
Mayoral candidate for a third time
unless he does so as an Independant.
Other than Mr Norris, the Tories have no
one who looks to have the aptitude to do
the job, although rumour suggests that a
lady with strong connections to the taxi
trade might stand. The trouble is that
the taxi trade – even if every single
driver voted for her – doesn’t have
anywhere near enough drivers to make a
difference and that will never change.
So what do I expect to see from the public / private hire sections
of our trade? Well providing terrorism
doesn’t totally decimate tourism, I
fully expect the PCO "experimental
Knowledge" which currently involves 100
students if they stay the course – and I
don’t
believe in miracles - to bring the
average time down to "under 3 years."
Meanhile during the next 3 years, we
will hear that because our service is
unable to cope and there are not enough
people on the Knowledge, PH are to be
given ranks around central London
followed in late 2011 by the dreaded
news that to help improve the service
leading up to the Olympic Games,
licensed PH are to be allowed to ply for
hire.
A fantasy world? I don’t think so and so long as the Knowledge is
kept at the ridiculous standard it is
currently at, then I believe that by
2012, we will be not dying… but dead.
After all, once PH is allowed to pick up
in the street, why do the Knowledge?
Only then will it be reduced to around
one month with a written test and made
so simple that even a kid could do it.
Low and behold Ken’s single-standard
"taxi" service!
The answer? We must have a sensible Knowledge, one that a
hard-working student can successfully
negotiate in 18 months and certainly in
under 2 years and also to hope that
those applying for the KoL will
increase. Those who worry that we
already have too many cabs are helping
to kill this trade and playing right
into Mr Livingstone’s hands. If there
were too many of us, PH wouldn’t exist –
but they do and they are busy! And to
save anyone asking, I disagree with
Geoff Riesel’s quote in the Financial
Times suggesting the KoL should be
brought down to under one year – that is
too short for a city like London.
Our trade must grow and it has to begin now! I’ll get the usual
criticism for this article, but I care
not. My only concern is that this trade
survives as the best taxi service in the
world and not as a watered-down tourist
attraction.
Never mind Olympic-sized pools, worry about Olympic-sized fools…
that could be us!
Flashers!
If you thanked him above that the 20mph
cameras are now gone from Lower Thames
Strret, please bear in mind that the
camera by East Smithfield and Cartwright
Street E1 is set for zero tolerance and
drivers are being prosecuted for doing
35mph in a 30 zone. Well, they have to
get their money from somewhere!
Alan Fisher
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