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                                    Thank God it’s
                                    October…! 
                                    The last issue seemed to have raised more
                                    controversy than even I’m used to! It
                                    started off with the cover shot that - as
                                    prejudiced as I obviously am – I thought
                                    was great! In case you have forgotten –
                                    nah, you couldn’t have already - it
                                    featured several young ladies in bikinis and
                                    yellow bootees, cleaning the cab of DaC
                                    driver Lionel Meir (A34) as part of a radio
                                    job he received. 
                                       Head of
                                    DaC’s Marketing department Allen Togwell
                                    has come out and said in this issue that he
                                    considered it to be exploitation of women,
                                    while the Editor of another trade magazine
                                    also thought that it dented Call Sign’s
                                    image, although I have to say that none of
                                    the girls in the Call Centre – at least
                                    those whom I asked – found it offensive.
                                    Let’s be honest, it was hardly
                                    pornographic! It was just some girls in
                                    bikinis. Nevertheless, I don’t like
                                    upsetting people and if you are a driver who
                                    was upset at the sight of Lionel’s
                                    lovelies, feel free not to stick the photo
                                    up on your wall…! 
                                       Then
                                    there was the article by Private Hire driver
                                    Daniel Olev! Wow, did I get slated by some
                                    over that experiment. I asked in my
                                    Editorial if having what used to be called a
                                    minicab driver giving his views in Call Sign
                                    was one step too far? And my phone never
                                    stopped ringing telling me that you thought
                                    it was! There were several drivers who
                                    congratulated me on having the
                                    "bottle" to do it, but only one
                                    who wanted the articles to continue, so I
                                    have said goodbye to Mr Olev. I must say on
                                    Daniel’s behalf that although he did
                                    sometimes seem to be speaking in a rather
                                    patronising way, that was how he speaks and
                                    it wasn’t meant in any detrimental way.
                                    Nevertheless, as a famous pop star used to
                                    say: Daniel has now left the building! 
                                       Finally,
                                    there was a small piece on cyclists where my
                                    view is that they are a nuisance. One driver
                                    phoned me up and threatened to "smash
                                    my face in" for generalising that they
                                    were all bad. He is obviously a cyclist and
                                    I offered him the opportunity of putting his
                                    case in the mag, but he declined preferring
                                    instead to throw insults about the mag and
                                    me. I should add that I had several calls
                                    and emails saying that I was right and that
                                    cyclists in general were a nuisance. 
                                       While the driver who threatened
                                    me wasted the opportunity of putting his
                                    point over to you, I do agree that I
                                    generalised and that not all cyclists are
                                    bad. However, enough of them transgress the
                                    rules of the road to make me dislike all of
                                    them…  | 
								
                                    
                                  But It Isn’t
                                  Christmas, PCO… 
                                  So as I said above, thank God it’s October…
                                  however, it isn’t Christmas and not only isn’t
                                  it Xmas yet, but I object to seeing signs in
                                  supermarkets when it’s still only September
                                  telling me what my home needs at Christmas -
                                  besides Alka Seltzer! I also object when our
                                  own Public Carriage Office do the same thing! 
                                     Last year I
                                  told the PCO that Call Sign wasn’t getting
                                  any of their press releases. Like most
                                  departments of TfL, I expected to have to tell
                                  them several more times before they started to
                                  send them, but to my astonishment they said
                                  they’d put me on immediately and they did,
                                  with all their official notices arriving on
                                  time ever since. 
                                     But, and
                                  this is a BIG ‘but’… I object when the
                                  PCO send me their "Opening Times at
                                  Christmas" at the beginning of September.
                                  I will publish those times in the December 1
                                  issue, but time goes quickly enough as it is
                                  without putting messages such as that one into
                                  the trade press three months before the
                                  holiday itself. I notice that the trade papers
                                  have all put the notice in and I hope that the
                                  PCO don’t take offence at my stand, but I
                                  will not advertise Xmas over three months
                                  beforehand. 
                                     I’ve just
                                  worked out why Christmas comes around so
                                  quickly – it’s because organisations such
                                  as Tesco and the PCO chop three months off of
                                  the year! 
                                     And by the
                                  way, a happy Xmas to all! 
                                  
                                  Taxi Driver of
                                  the Year Show 
                                  David Ammar (L75)
                                  won the Taxi Driver of the Year Show at the
                                  Brent Cross Shopping Centre on a beautifully
                                  sunny, early September day and our
                                  congratulations go to him. His achievement is
                                  not diluted in any way by the lack of
                                  spectators, but it does seem sad that out of a
                                  trade of 24,000 who constantly complain about
                                  Private Hire, a few thousand can’t be
                                  bothered to pop in with their family to show
                                  some support. 
                                     This month’s
                                  Private Hire and Taxi show will be busy as it
                                  always is and no doubt LTI will be criticised
                                  by the licensed taxi trade – the majority of
                                  who won’t go to it anyway – for turning up
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                                   at Brent Cross.
                                  Whether that is right or wrong I leave to you
                                  to decide, what is not in doubt is that PH are
                                  walking over us because all many of us do is
                                  to moan so long as it doesn’t involve any
                                  effort. 
                                     When Call
                                  Sign published the article from a PH driver
                                  last month (see above), it pulled in comments
                                  from all sections of the trade and also the
                                  Taxi Internet list. How many of those moaners
                                  then made the effort to support their own
                                  show? Brent Cross was a good venue because you
                                  could always go into the excellent shopping
                                  malls before or after the Show and the weather
                                  was beautiful. But no, it’s always the same
                                  faces year after year who turn up. But as I
                                  said at the beginning, David’s achievement
                                  in winning is still worthy of congratulation… 
                                  
                                  DaC Goes
                                  International 
                                  Call Sign sends its
                                  congratulations to Chairman Brian Rice who has
                                  been nominated as a Vice President to the
                                  Taxicab, Limousine & Paratransit
                                  Association (TPLA). You can read about it in
                                  this issue, but it is without doubt a huge
                                  compliment to Dial-a-Cab as all the companies
                                  within this world-wide organisation will now
                                  know about Dial-a-Cab. Mind you, as no one
                                  would call Brian Rice the quiet type, as such
                                  I believe that most of them seem to know about
                                  us already! 
                                  
                                  Is the
                                  Underprivileged Childrens Charity a Joke? 
                                  If you read the latest issue of Cab Trade
                                  News, then you could be forgiven for believing
                                  that the highly respected LTFUC charity is
                                  nothing more than a joke because in an attempt
                                  to castigate Tony Blair (no problem there) and
                                  comment on the increase in crime, it involved
                                  taking the pee out of the children’s
                                  charity. Perhaps, had it been even reasonably
                                  well written without spelling errors (Eaton
                                  College, Underpriviliged children),
                                  then it might – if desperate – have
                                  escaped as satire. But it wasn’t and it didn’t.
                                  Perhaps CTN should have attacked the War
                                  Disabled charity instead. It’s easier to
                                  spell – but of course those old soldiers
                                  might have fought back… 
                                  
                                  Last Word 
                                  Did I mention that October 9 is my
                                  birthday? I didn’t? Well silly me, but I don’t
                                  like taking advantage – especially as it’s
                                  my birthday. Did I say it was on the 9th…?
                                  Nah, I don’t like making a fuss just because
                                  it’s my birthday (on Saturday week which is
                                  the 9th October)…! I’ll
                                  probably just ignore it; after all, it’s
                                  only a birthday (9 October)… 
                                  
                                  Alan Fisher 
                                  callsignmag@aol.com  |