So
there I was, third on the rank when two young gents walked straight
past the first two cabs and approached my nearside window. Concerned
that the other drivers would feel aggrieved; I motioned the
prospective fares towards the first cab.
"I’ve got a DaC Chargecard," said
Sam Kelly cheerfully. The card read ‘Time Warner Music’. "Then
welcome," I greeted him equally cheerfully, "are we
off to anywhere interesting or exciting?"
"We’re going to collect a balloon
from a party shop, but we’re not sure of the address," said
Sam, "and we’re not sure of the size either, but we hope it’ll
fit in the cab," chipped in his travelling companion.
"I think there is such a place at West
Hampstead," I said while at the same time swiping the card.
"Ok," returned Sam’s voice from
the back, "let’s try there. I’ll phone to make sure,
because this is a special balloon ordered from Head Office for the
promotion of one of our bands. Did I mention that it was filled with
helium…?"
Suddenly, visions of a Zeppelin size dirigible
secured to the roof of my taxi sprang to mind…
We pulled up outside Oscar’s Den and two minutes later
Sam and his assistant were struggling to get the silver airship into
the cab. Being helium filled, it had a mind of its own and showed no
inclination to enter. It drifted aimlessly at the end of its tether,
responding to every waft of breeze while resisting the young men’s
efforts to tame it!
Eventually, human endeavour prevailed and the errant
blimp succumbed. With my two passengers squeezed uncomfortably into a
corner of the rear seat, the kite bounced around in the carriage like
a demented football! It took up most of the rear space, making it
impossible for me to see out of the rear window…
Arriving at their Baker Street Head Office, the
human/airship struggle continued as they fought to gain control of the
balloon. There was barely time to take the picture as they rushed
towards the office door, shouting their thanks to me as they went.
"All part of the service when you ride Dial a
Cab," I shouted back, wondering if I’d have got such a fun
job without those DaC Logo’s on the doors…
© Alan Green, Call Sign
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