Anti-LTDA?
Let’s get one thing straight, this page
– like it or not – represents the views
of the person in the Editor’s seat, so
until things change in that direction, that
means the views are mine. So let me state
categorically that I am not anti-LTDA. If I
were, I would cease to be a member of that
organisation. But that doesn’t mean that I
must agree with all they say and currently I
don’t agree with too much coming out of
the TAXI publicity machine, even though I
have to admit admiring Bob Oddy’s obvious
knowledge of our trade.
The
LTDA are entitled to their views as much as
anyone, however, their publicity reaches
quite a wide audience and many of their
readers go around quoting TAXI (aka LTDA) as
though it were the cab trade Bible. It’s
far from that…
They are
against what they term as a
"Quickie" Knowledge even though
few cab drivers get out in less than two
years with many taking substantially longer.
Yes, the fewer drivers there are, the more
work it would leave the rest of us. But life
doesn’t run quite that simply and if we do
not provide the service that passengers
want, then sadly, they won’t slap their
thighs and proclaim: "…aw shucks, we’ll
have to wait until more cabs pass out on the
Knowledge," they will look to private
hire because that group doesn’t seem
afraid to expand! But the LTDA-led campaign
against a "quickie" KoL will hold
back new drivers for such a long period of
time, that it will make it unworthwhile even
bothering to start.
It may well be the devil we
know being better than the devil we don’t,
but we have to accept that if there is to be
an expansion in the hire and reward
business, then better it should be public
rather than private hire.
If anyone can show me proof that Knowledge
"boys" are passing out much
quicker, I’d be happy to publish it,
however, I, like many in the early 70’s,
took 15 months to pass out and that seemed
forever. Two years is not a
"quickie" Knowledge and seems
about right to me.
Zingo
I have to commend the Zingo publicity
machine because there can be few, if any
licensed taxi drivers who do not know about
Manganese Bronze’ telephone hailing
system. Their regular brochures are
extremely professional and certainly make
Zingo out to be a lucrative addition to the
normal method of cab driving. However, this
magazine will not accept their |
advertising. Why? Simply for
the same reason ComCab or RTL wouldn’t
expect me to advertise them. They are all in
opposition to Dial-a-Cab...
In November 2001, Call Sign became the first
trade magazine to interview the-then on-paper
only Zingo system. I spent an hour with their
PR people asking questions, but the most
important one was in the title of the article:
Is Zingo a danger to the existing licensed
radio taxi organisations? According to
Zingo, the answer was no and they expected
many drivers who were already on radio to be
happy to use the radio and Zingo. They told me
there would be no pre-booked jobs, no account
facilities and no dispatchers.
I concluded in later issues of Call Sign that
I would far rather see Zingo getting work than
the minicabs and touts were taking, but I was
concerned that they would eventually be forced
into taking account work because quite simply,
they had invested £7million in the system and
needed to get something back. They
insisted that they wouldn’t.
Now in the
latest Zingo Times, they have announced the
launch of their own chargecard because,
according to Zingo’s MD Mark Fawcett, "…they
have been asked for account facilities by
large and small companies alike."
Several
months ago, Call Sign revealed that Zingo had
been seen giving presentations to some of our
large corporate clients. Again Zingo denied
this and claimed it was to show individuals
within the company rather than the company as
a whole.
Do I blame
Zingo? Of course not, it’s business and they
wouldn’t be very business-orientated if they
ignored such opportunities, I just don’t
like being taken for a mug with their pretence
of being all things to all men. As I said
earlier, good luck to them, but they are
nothing more or less than competitors and
should be viewed as such…
Call Sign And Excel
Exhibitions
There is an obvious danger in magazine Editor’s
believing that they know what is best for
their readers. I have already banned an ad for
a table-dancing club because I disapproved of
the accompanying graphic showing an
almost-nude lady in a provocative pose and
there were several pro and anti letters at the
time on |
whether I had
the right to determine what is or isn’t
suitable reading material. In the past I
have published items that some would consider
"unsuitable" but I’ve gone ahead
because they were published under the guise of
being fairly humorous but true items.
The famous
Evian water advert I published two years ago,
featuring a very large-busted woman wearing a
tiny bikini and holding a bottle of Evian
water, brought castigation from a reader in
the USA! The recent ‘Old Street Prick Tattoo’
article brought some criticism (and a
surprising amount of praise). But that tattoo
parlour IS there and drivers wanted to know
what it meant!
This issue’s Old Street sculpture item may
seem in bad taste to some, but it comes in
response to drivers asking what it is all
about, so Call Sign investigated. Some will
like the result, others will call it
disgraceful. But where do I draw the line at
telling you what you should or shouldn’t
read? Take Excel for example…
Call Sign
has devoted more than its share of advertising
space to Excel at no charge to them, because
their exhibition site brings in much work for
DaC members. Alan Nash is constantly reminding
drivers of what’s going on there and whether
it looks as though cabs will be needed.
However, in
early September, Excel held an Arms Trade Fair
that – not surprisingly – they didn’t
advertise in Call Sign’s Excel update. No
doubt Call Sign readers have seen the public
demonstrations at Excel itself and near
Lancaster Gate where some of the advertisers
were staying. These people are now doing
exactly what we did some years ago, when we
sold arms to Saddam Hussein – who was then
our friend. They are selling arms for people
to kill each other with.
My first
instinct was to tell Alan Nash not to give
them any more publicity, but I changed my mind
and decided that it’s none of my business.
Whether I have made the right decision or not
is entirely up to you, because whatever I
decide on this particular point is going to be
wrong. As I said at the beginning, there could
be a danger in me believing that I know what
is good for you and what isn’t…
Sovereign
Well, no one can accuse
Sovereign of rushing! I believe that being so
slow may have cost them some votes when the
time comes. However, our Chairman has told me
that Sovereign are now on the verge of coming
to a decision. About time too!
Alan Fisher
callsignmag@aol.com |