Remi Kemperman and his wife, both from Holland, in the only Dutch TX1
Remi Kemperman and his wife, both from Holland, in the only Dutch TX1

One of the interesting people Call Sign spoke to at this year's Taxi Driver of the Year show at Olympia was Remi Kemperman who had come from Holland to compete in the All Comers section.
   Remi invited Call Sign to have a look at his left-hand drive TX1, which spearheads his taxi service - Taxi Kemperman - in Almere.
   "My taxi is the only licensed TX1 in Holland," he told us, "when I was in London I just fell in love with this type of cab

"I Drive the only Licensed TX1 in Holland"

and it is without a doubt the best taxi ever made anywhere. Even Checker of America could never beat this vehicle when they were still producing cabs."
   London drivers complain about the cost of new cabs in general, so how much did Remi have to pay to have one exported?
   "Well, the importer is based in Germany and there were import taxes to pay in addition to Dutch taxes and the added cost of converting the TX1 to a left-hand drive. So I estimate that this taxi cost me around £50,000!"
   And does Remi charge extra high fares in order to recuperate some of the cost?
   "I belong to Taxi Central Amsterdam and I charge the same rate as everybody else although I am also in demand
as a wedding car. Since last January, all Dutch taxi companies can set their own rates. Some have a flag fall of over 4 Euros (aprox £2.80) while our company charges around half that amount. We do not have any extra charges, even for Christmas Day, but when a distance of 25 Km has been reached, the meter slows down to a cheaper rate. "
   Amazingly, Dutch law prohibits Remi from using the wheelchair access as the door entrance is 5 centimetres too small even though his cab has the integrated ramps and wheelchairs fit in easily. While even stranger, Remi's passengers were not allowed to use the two jump seats as they were one centimetre too close to the back. He had to have 1 cm taken off!
And the All Comers Cup? Remi came in an honourable third place...
SMILE FOR THE DAY
The Pirate
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said: "Hey, I haven't seen you in awhile, you look terrible. What happened?"
"What do you mean?" asked the pirate, "I feel fine."
"Well, what about the wooden leg? You didn't have last time I saw you."
"Well, we were in a battle," said the pirate, "and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm perfectly fine now."
"That's good," said the bartender, "but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
The pirate sighed. Well," he said, "we were in another battle. I boarded another ship and got into a big sword fight. My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook. But I'm fine, really."
"Ok then," said the bartender, "what about that eye patch?"
"Oh that," replied the pirate, "one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them damn birds pooped in my eye."
"You're kidding," says the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird poop."
"Yes," said the pirate, "but it was my first day with the hook...!"
Sent in by Call Sign reader and former DaC driver, Sam Stuart now living in Spain
The Tramp
A tramp, who obviously had seen more than his share of hard times, approached a well-dressed gentleman on the street:
"'Scuse me Guv, can you spare a couple of quid?"
The well-dressed gentleman responded: "You're not going to spend it on booze are you?"
"No, sir, I don't drink," retorted the tramp.
"You are not going to throw it away gambling, are you?" asked the gentleman.
"No way, I don't gamble," answered the tramp.
"You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?" asks the man.
"Never," said the tramp, "I don't play golf."
The gentleman then asked the tramp if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The tramp accepts eagerly. While they are heading for the man's house, the tramp's curiosity gets the better of him.
"Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a bloke like me at your table?" he asked.
"Probably," said the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf...!"
Sent in by Peter Hallet S01)

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