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With the Internet now a fact of life,
Drivers Services Manager Helen Corkerry takes a monthly look at some of
the hellish waffle that floats constantly through cyberspace. You can
contact Helen or Val in Driver's Services with any driver-related problems
you may have...
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This month's subject: The ten
worst-ever opening lines to a novel... 10) As a scientist, Throckmorton knew that if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it. 9) Just beyond the Narrows, the river widens. 8) With a curvaceous figure that Venus would have envied, a tanned, unblemished oval face framed with lustrous thick brown hair, deep azure-blue eyes fringed with long black lashes, perfect teeth that vied for competition, and a small straight nose, Marilee had a beauty that defied description. 7) Andre, a simple peasant, had only one thing on his mind as he crept along the east wall: "Andre creep... Andre creep... Andre creep." 6) Stanislaus Smedley, a man always on the cutting edge of |
![]() narcissism, was about to give his body and soul to a back-alley
sex-change surgeon to become the woman he loved. |
2) Mike Hardware was the
kind of private eye who didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear', a man
who could laugh in the face of danger and spit in the eye of death. In
short, a moron with suicidal tendencies.
AND THE WINNER OF THE WORST-EVER OPENING LINE IN A NOVEL... |
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