RON COLMAN BECOMES GRANDDAD
AGAIN

Baby Oliver Yeardley Colman recently weighed in 8 lbs 9 ozs to make grandchild number five for Ron Colman (J09) and wife Frances. Oliver is the third son for Ron's youngest son Perry and his wife Jackie.
Congratulations to Ron and family from everyone at
Call Sign...

 

Coming Soon:  The Dial-A-Cab
Shooting Classic:

Donna Merry with her world Championship medals
Donna Merry with her world Championship medals

Over the weekend of June 29th and 30th, Dial-a-Cab will be sponsoring a major skeet shooting event which will be covered extensively by all the shooting magazines and reported on by Call Sign.
   The event will be held at Lakenheath Country Club in Suffolk, with a 100-bird skeet shooting competition for all members of the ESC including the  silver medal winner from the recent

DaC dispatcher John Wells will also be shooting at Lakenheath
DaC dispatcher John Wells will also be shooting at Lakenheath

World Championships in Texas, Dial-a-Cab's Donna Merry. The gold medal winner at those championships will also be taking part as will DaC dispatcher John Wells.
   There will be a total of 5 competitions ending in a special challenge for a cash prize between the two high guns - the top man and top woman - of the day.
If you fancy a day out with a difference, don't forget June 29/30...

With the Internet now a fact of life, Drivers Services Manager Helen Corkerry takes a monthly look at some of the hellish waffle that floats constantly through cyberspace. You can contact Helen or Val in Driver's Services with any driver-related problems you may have...

To Helen and Back

This month's subject: Fascinating Biological Facts...!
1. If you yelled for exactly 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee - hardly seems worth it...
2. If you pass wind constantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb - now we're getting somewhere!
3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps blood to squirt it 30 feet. Did I need to know that?
4. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. If I ever come back, I want to be a pig...!
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Well, Flipper is always smiling! No mention of pigs, though...
6. Banging your head against a
Helen Corkerry

wall uses 150 calories an hour! Must be a better way to slim...
7. The average person fears spiders more than death.
8. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. Surely that's only male crocs...?
9. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. Sounds like my other half...!
10. Polar bears are all left-handed. How fascinating...!
11. The flea can jump 350 times

its body length; that's akin to a human jumping the length of a
football pitch - assuming he wanted to, of course, and Spurs weren't playing at the time...
12. A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death - makes sense I guess!
13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female
initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Hi honey, I'm home. What the.....?)
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. I still want to be a pig though, quality over quantity etc!
15. Butterflies taste with their feet. They obviously don't live in my house!
16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. I know some people like that...
17. Starfish don't have brains. I know some people like that...

Helen Corkerry


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